1 00:00:01,251 --> 00:00:02,753 ♪♪ Me and you ♪♪ 2 00:00:02,853 --> 00:00:06,824 ♪♪ Together, we can't lose ♪♪ 3 00:00:06,924 --> 00:00:10,027 ♪♪ Me and you, me and you ♪♪ [echoes] 4 00:00:10,127 --> 00:00:11,161 I'll stop you 5 00:00:11,261 --> 00:00:12,996 if it's the last thing I do! 6 00:00:13,096 --> 00:00:15,833 [announcer] Coming soon to a theater near you! 7 00:00:15,933 --> 00:00:17,201 [both] Ooh! 8 00:00:17,301 --> 00:00:19,069 Revenge is so sick! 9 00:00:19,169 --> 00:00:21,472 [both laughing] 10 00:00:21,572 --> 00:00:23,073 [Min] Jack? Lil? 11 00:00:23,173 --> 00:00:25,442 [echoing] Family meeting! 12 00:00:25,542 --> 00:00:27,010 [Lily whimpering] 13 00:00:27,110 --> 00:00:28,812 -[yelps] -[grunts] Nice try! 14 00:00:28,912 --> 00:00:32,116 [panting, grunting] 15 00:00:32,216 --> 00:00:33,751 [gasps] 16 00:00:33,851 --> 00:00:35,152 [both whimper] 17 00:00:35,252 --> 00:00:35,986 [clears throat] 18 00:00:36,086 --> 00:00:37,020 Per the Wylde Pak family bylaws, 19 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:38,522 the children must be given a verbal notice 20 00:00:38,622 --> 00:00:41,091 24 hours before dentist appointments. 21 00:00:41,191 --> 00:00:41,492 Oh. 22 00:00:41,592 --> 00:00:44,461 I can't remember the last time I had a cleaning. 23 00:00:44,561 --> 00:00:46,797 No son of mine will get cavities 24 00:00:46,897 --> 00:00:47,965 and soil the good Wylde name! 25 00:00:48,065 --> 00:00:52,065 You're going to the dentist, and that's final! 26 00:00:52,269 --> 00:00:53,337 Okay. 27 00:00:53,437 --> 00:00:55,539 Well... alright then! 28 00:00:55,639 --> 00:00:57,441 [Lily grunting] 29 00:00:57,541 --> 00:01:00,911 -♪ tense music building ♪ -[grumbling] 30 00:01:01,011 --> 00:01:01,979 What, Lily? 31 00:01:02,079 --> 00:01:02,946 [rope snaps] 32 00:01:03,046 --> 00:01:06,817 [enraged murmur building] 33 00:01:06,917 --> 00:01:07,885 -[ding] -♪ music halts ♪ 34 00:01:07,985 --> 00:01:11,021 Everything seems to be in order. 35 00:01:11,121 --> 00:01:12,423 -Really? -Yeah. 36 00:01:12,523 --> 00:01:14,291 That was... easy. 37 00:01:14,391 --> 00:01:15,926 Too easy. 38 00:01:16,026 --> 00:01:17,227 Pfft. I'm grown. 39 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:19,897 I can handle the dentist. 40 00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:20,464 [both] Hmm... 41 00:01:20,564 --> 00:01:23,300 Well, guess we don't need this after all! 42 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:24,968 [groans] 43 00:01:25,068 --> 00:01:27,371 Wow, Lil! I thought you'd put up more of a fight. 44 00:01:27,471 --> 00:01:29,807 -Aren't we getting mature-- -No! 45 00:01:29,907 --> 00:01:30,808 -[thuds] -I spoke too soon. 46 00:01:30,908 --> 00:01:33,811 Come on, Lily, gotta think of an excuse to get out of this! 47 00:01:33,911 --> 00:01:36,580 [Halmoni] Oh, thank you, Granddaughter. 48 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,182 -Lily, it's just-- -Shh! 49 00:01:38,282 --> 00:01:40,517 [in English] Soyoon woke up from her coma?! 50 00:01:40,617 --> 00:01:42,219 Uh, I'll-- I'll leave right now! 51 00:01:42,319 --> 00:01:45,889 Leave? Can't you see we're all here for Cha-rye? 52 00:01:45,989 --> 00:01:48,092 You cannot miss Chuseok like this, Jinsoo! 53 00:01:48,192 --> 00:01:51,328 [woman on phone] Hello? Are you coming? 54 00:01:51,428 --> 00:01:54,131 You're right... I can't go. 55 00:01:54,231 --> 00:01:54,998 It's Chuseok! 56 00:01:55,098 --> 00:01:57,401 -[woman] Jinsoo! Please! -[beeps] 57 00:01:57,501 --> 00:02:00,037 How do you turn off the dub? 58 00:02:00,137 --> 00:02:01,338 What's Chuseok? 59 00:02:01,438 --> 00:02:03,173 It's like Korean Thanksgiving. 60 00:02:03,273 --> 00:02:04,374 The big Korean holiday. 61 00:02:04,474 --> 00:02:07,578 [Jack] Whoa! All that food looks so good! 62 00:02:07,678 --> 00:02:09,847 Why don't we ever eat like that? 63 00:02:09,947 --> 00:02:12,249 Ay! Cooking a feast that size? 64 00:02:12,349 --> 00:02:14,852 It will take all day. 65 00:02:14,952 --> 00:02:16,587 All... day! 66 00:02:16,687 --> 00:02:19,857 You know, Halmoni, I feel like I've really lost touch 67 00:02:19,957 --> 00:02:20,524 with my Korean side. 68 00:02:20,624 --> 00:02:22,559 I would love to celebrate Chuseok. 69 00:02:22,659 --> 00:02:23,327 Right now! 70 00:02:23,427 --> 00:02:25,562 Huh? Celebrate Chuseok? 71 00:02:25,662 --> 00:02:27,898 No, no, no, no-- Wha! [yelps] 72 00:02:27,998 --> 00:02:29,333 [giggles] Yeah, no. 73 00:02:29,433 --> 00:02:30,567 It's, uh, summer right now, 74 00:02:30,667 --> 00:02:33,604 and Chuseok is literally a mid-autumn festival. 75 00:02:33,704 --> 00:02:35,205 So yeah. No Chuseok. 76 00:02:35,305 --> 00:02:36,407 No, no! No! 77 00:02:36,507 --> 00:02:40,507 Uh... But-but Jack will be gone by the fall! 78 00:02:41,612 --> 00:02:42,279 [meekly] Hey! 79 00:02:42,379 --> 00:02:44,615 And it'd be a travesty if he missed out 80 00:02:44,715 --> 00:02:46,183 on this classic Korean holiday! 81 00:02:46,283 --> 00:02:49,653 What's the harm in bumping it up a few weeks early? 82 00:02:49,753 --> 00:02:52,589 Lily, Chuseok is about tradition. 83 00:02:52,689 --> 00:02:55,626 We cannot change things around like that. 84 00:02:55,726 --> 00:02:57,895 Exactly! [hushed] Stop. 85 00:02:57,995 --> 00:02:59,930 We can cram it all into one day. 86 00:03:00,030 --> 00:03:01,365 What's more important, really? 87 00:03:01,465 --> 00:03:04,134 A silly old appointment? 88 00:03:04,234 --> 00:03:06,503 Or family? 89 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:07,404 Hmm... 90 00:03:07,504 --> 00:03:09,640 Uh, I don't know, Lily. 91 00:03:09,740 --> 00:03:12,242 It's not tradition. 92 00:03:12,342 --> 00:03:14,645 -Halmoni? No! -Yes! 93 00:03:14,745 --> 00:03:16,013 [Jinsoo laughs on TV] 94 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:19,416 My life is now full because I'm spending Chuseok 95 00:03:19,516 --> 00:03:20,250 with my family. 96 00:03:20,350 --> 00:03:24,054 I'm glad that I didn't go to that hospital. 97 00:03:24,154 --> 00:03:25,322 [all laughing] 98 00:03:25,422 --> 00:03:29,422 [ghost] Thank you. 99 00:03:31,595 --> 00:03:34,631 If we do this, we do it right. 100 00:03:34,731 --> 00:03:35,966 Clear your schedule tomorrow. 101 00:03:36,066 --> 00:03:39,103 We will prepare... for Summer Chuseok! 102 00:03:39,203 --> 00:03:40,037 -[Min groans] -Yes! 103 00:03:40,137 --> 00:03:42,473 I'll clear the calendar. Oh, no. Wait. 104 00:03:42,573 --> 00:03:45,309 I had a dentist appointment, didn't I? 105 00:03:45,409 --> 00:03:46,577 Do you know what you've done?! 106 00:03:46,677 --> 00:03:49,379 Preparing Chuseok with your Halmoni is a nightmare! 107 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:51,448 You're not even supposed to mention it! 108 00:03:51,548 --> 00:03:55,018 -You! You don't even know! -Somebody needs a time-out. 109 00:03:55,118 --> 00:03:57,454 [chuckles] Mission accomplished. 110 00:03:57,554 --> 00:04:00,657 -♪ dramatic drumbeat plays ♪ -[rooster crowing] 111 00:04:00,757 --> 00:04:04,261 [Min speaking Korean] 112 00:04:04,361 --> 00:04:05,963 Huh? Morning? 113 00:04:06,063 --> 00:04:08,565 Don't we need sunlight to call it morning? 114 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:11,068 [in English] Why, it's the Summer Chuseok 115 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:12,403 you asked for, Lily! 116 00:04:12,503 --> 00:04:14,037 [whistle blows] 117 00:04:14,137 --> 00:04:16,306 Food prep begins now. We're already behind. 118 00:04:16,406 --> 00:04:17,408 Eh. Should be a breeze 119 00:04:17,508 --> 00:04:19,676 with the whole family helping out, right? 120 00:04:19,776 --> 00:04:22,346 Say, where are Dad and Jack? 121 00:04:22,446 --> 00:04:24,081 Chuseok! 122 00:04:24,181 --> 00:04:26,016 Oh, they still went to the dentist. 123 00:04:26,116 --> 00:04:30,054 I can't carry them through this important mission. 124 00:04:30,154 --> 00:04:30,487 Come. 125 00:04:30,587 --> 00:04:33,323 -[sighs] -[whistle blows] 126 00:04:33,423 --> 00:04:35,392 [yawns] Could be worse. 127 00:04:35,492 --> 00:04:37,194 Could be at the dentist. 128 00:04:37,294 --> 00:04:38,996 [instrument clicking] 129 00:04:39,096 --> 00:04:41,365 Well, I've seen enough. You're clear! 130 00:04:41,465 --> 00:04:42,466 The pearliest of whites! 131 00:04:42,566 --> 00:04:44,201 Yeah, well, he gets that from me. 132 00:04:44,301 --> 00:04:48,272 The Wyldes have a long history of dental domination. 133 00:04:48,372 --> 00:04:51,275 Well, why don't we take a peek at your premolars? 134 00:04:51,375 --> 00:04:53,710 Ah. That won't be necessary, doc. 135 00:04:53,810 --> 00:04:56,713 I-I have a flawless track record-- Oof! 136 00:04:56,813 --> 00:04:59,550 It's okay, Dad, don't be nervous! 137 00:04:59,650 --> 00:05:01,118 [nervously] What? 138 00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:02,186 I'm not-- [grunts] 139 00:05:02,286 --> 00:05:03,620 -♪ eerie music playing ♪ -Hmm... 140 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:07,191 [gasps] Janice? Clear my calendar. 141 00:05:07,291 --> 00:05:07,791 [whimpers] 142 00:05:07,891 --> 00:05:11,395 ♪ dramatic drumbeat resumes ♪ 143 00:05:11,495 --> 00:05:13,430 Ya, ya, ya! What is this? 144 00:05:13,530 --> 00:05:17,167 Songpyeon should look like half-moon. 145 00:05:17,267 --> 00:05:19,436 Not messed-up baby face! 146 00:05:19,536 --> 00:05:20,404 [grumbles] 147 00:05:20,504 --> 00:05:22,339 Are we almost done yet? 148 00:05:22,439 --> 00:05:23,707 -Yes. -Thank g-- 149 00:05:23,807 --> 00:05:24,608 With the pink one. 150 00:05:24,708 --> 00:05:27,511 Still have green and white one to go! 151 00:05:27,611 --> 00:05:28,145 [groans] 152 00:05:28,245 --> 00:05:32,116 [groans] Do you have any idea how long it took me 153 00:05:32,216 --> 00:05:36,216 to find a Korean pine in this town? 154 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:39,056 [sniffing] 155 00:05:39,156 --> 00:05:40,791 -Acceptable. -[sighs] 156 00:05:40,891 --> 00:05:44,891 Well, enjoy. If you need me, I'll be one with the couch. 157 00:05:45,262 --> 00:05:46,597 There's no time for rest. 158 00:05:46,697 --> 00:05:48,265 There's much more to do! 159 00:05:48,365 --> 00:05:52,365 ♪ tense electronic music playing ♪ 160 00:05:55,405 --> 00:05:57,608 Faster! 161 00:05:57,708 --> 00:05:59,710 -Quicker! -[dramatic clang] 162 00:05:59,810 --> 00:06:01,512 More efficient! 163 00:06:01,612 --> 00:06:02,813 Decoration! 164 00:06:02,913 --> 00:06:05,682 [grunting] 165 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:06,583 More food! 166 00:06:06,683 --> 00:06:09,319 [inaudible] 167 00:06:09,419 --> 00:06:13,419 ♪ tense music continues ♪ 168 00:06:15,759 --> 00:06:17,461 [Lily whimpers weakly] 169 00:06:17,561 --> 00:06:19,496 -[Lily sighs] -♪ music ends ♪ 170 00:06:19,596 --> 00:06:20,664 [tsking] 171 00:06:20,764 --> 00:06:21,565 So weak. 172 00:06:21,665 --> 00:06:24,301 [strains] I tried to warn you. 173 00:06:24,401 --> 00:06:28,338 Why does Halmoni insist on everything being just so? 174 00:06:28,438 --> 00:06:29,773 Can't you tell her to ease up a bit? 175 00:06:29,873 --> 00:06:32,142 And face your grandmother's wrath? 176 00:06:32,242 --> 00:06:33,310 -[grunts] No way. -[fire roars] 177 00:06:33,410 --> 00:06:35,245 -[alarm beeping] -[Halmoni] Aigu! 178 00:06:35,345 --> 00:06:37,214 Min-ju! Jeon is burning! 179 00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:38,215 I'm coming! 180 00:06:38,315 --> 00:06:40,250 -[gasps] -[dialing rapidly] 181 00:06:40,350 --> 00:06:41,118 [Jack] Hello? 182 00:06:41,218 --> 00:06:42,286 Jack! Get back here! 183 00:06:42,386 --> 00:06:43,454 Halmoni is driving me crazy 184 00:06:43,554 --> 00:06:44,488 with all this Chuseok stuff! 185 00:06:44,588 --> 00:06:46,590 -[Will shrieking] -Wish I could, Lil. 186 00:06:46,690 --> 00:06:47,524 Honestly, but... 187 00:06:47,624 --> 00:06:49,693 -I think it's gonna be a while. -[drill whirs] 188 00:06:49,793 --> 00:06:51,395 So... what have you guys been doing? 189 00:06:51,495 --> 00:06:54,665 I heard Halmoni has a special way of making Songpye-- 190 00:06:54,765 --> 00:06:58,502 -Lily! There you are! -No! No! 191 00:06:58,602 --> 00:06:59,670 Stop, Halmoni! 192 00:06:59,770 --> 00:07:02,272 Stop! Stop! 193 00:07:02,372 --> 00:07:04,441 Stop! 194 00:07:04,541 --> 00:07:05,275 Perfect. Oh. 195 00:07:05,375 --> 00:07:07,611 Except one more thing-- 196 00:07:07,711 --> 00:07:08,912 [shattering] 197 00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:10,547 [echoing] Stop! 198 00:07:10,647 --> 00:07:13,517 [birds squawking] 199 00:07:13,617 --> 00:07:14,418 I'm drenched in sweat 200 00:07:14,518 --> 00:07:16,854 and I can't feel my limbs anymore! 201 00:07:16,954 --> 00:07:17,688 What do you mean? 202 00:07:17,788 --> 00:07:19,890 I mean, I don't care about Chuseok! 203 00:07:19,990 --> 00:07:22,826 I was just trying to get out of going to the dentist! 204 00:07:22,926 --> 00:07:24,762 -Wha? -[Min] I knew it! 205 00:07:24,862 --> 00:07:26,597 I knew it! I knew-- Whoa! 206 00:07:26,697 --> 00:07:27,464 I knew it! 207 00:07:27,564 --> 00:07:28,665 So it was a lie! 208 00:07:28,765 --> 00:07:30,200 You're lying too, Mom! 209 00:07:30,300 --> 00:07:31,168 Why don't you tell Halmoni 210 00:07:31,268 --> 00:07:32,870 how you actually feel about Chuseok! 211 00:07:32,970 --> 00:07:35,739 Oh, I-I like Chuseok just fine! 212 00:07:35,839 --> 00:07:37,908 Except for the thankless work, the planning, 213 00:07:38,008 --> 00:07:40,511 and not to mention the fact that it's summer! 214 00:07:40,611 --> 00:07:44,314 But I like Chuseok just fine! 215 00:07:44,414 --> 00:07:45,682 Is... 216 00:07:45,782 --> 00:07:48,485 Is that how you feel? 217 00:07:48,585 --> 00:07:49,553 Umma, I-- 218 00:07:49,653 --> 00:07:52,623 ♪ tender music playing ♪ 219 00:07:52,723 --> 00:07:54,358 Okay. 220 00:07:54,458 --> 00:07:57,694 Summer Chuseok is over. 221 00:07:57,794 --> 00:08:00,364 Umma... Umma! 222 00:08:00,464 --> 00:08:01,665 [sighs] 223 00:08:01,765 --> 00:08:05,765 What a disaster. 224 00:08:08,672 --> 00:08:12,672 [video game beeping] 225 00:08:13,677 --> 00:08:16,413 [chomps loudly] 226 00:08:16,513 --> 00:08:20,513 ♪ soft music playing ♪ 227 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:40,471 -[steam hisses] -[sighs] 228 00:08:40,571 --> 00:08:44,571 ♪ soft music continues ♪ 229 00:08:48,645 --> 00:08:51,348 [Lily and Min laughing] 230 00:08:51,448 --> 00:08:55,448 ♪ gentle piano music playing ♪ 231 00:08:58,856 --> 00:09:02,856 Whew! 232 00:09:04,628 --> 00:09:08,432 Every Chuseok, my mother had to work so, so hard. 233 00:09:08,532 --> 00:09:12,532 She was so strict about doing everything in traditional way. 234 00:09:14,505 --> 00:09:17,641 It always had to be perfect. 235 00:09:17,741 --> 00:09:21,741 I'm sorry I did same to you. 236 00:09:23,714 --> 00:09:24,815 It's okay, Umma. 237 00:09:24,915 --> 00:09:26,750 -I'm sorry too. -Me three. 238 00:09:26,850 --> 00:09:29,420 But next year, I'm only cooking two dishes. 239 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:31,021 [chuckles] Fine. 240 00:09:31,121 --> 00:09:33,690 Or Dad and Jack can help too. 241 00:09:33,790 --> 00:09:35,826 Speaking of which, where are they? 242 00:09:35,926 --> 00:09:38,762 -[banging] -[Will] Did we miss Chuseok? 243 00:09:38,862 --> 00:09:40,431 -[Will grunts] -What I think Dad 244 00:09:40,531 --> 00:09:41,665 was trying to say is, 245 00:09:41,765 --> 00:09:42,833 did we miss Chuseok? 246 00:09:42,933 --> 00:09:44,568 [babbling incoherently] 247 00:09:44,668 --> 00:09:47,004 [gasps] You're right on time! 248 00:09:47,104 --> 00:09:48,005 [gasps] Really? 249 00:09:48,105 --> 00:09:52,105 ♪ gentle music flourishes ♪ 250 00:09:54,845 --> 00:09:55,546 Ready? 251 00:09:55,646 --> 00:09:59,646 ♪ traditional music plays ♪ 252 00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:23,707 ♪ music fades ♪ 253 00:10:23,807 --> 00:10:26,710 ♪ gentle music playing ♪ 254 00:10:26,810 --> 00:10:27,945 Very nice, Min-ju. 255 00:10:28,045 --> 00:10:30,914 A perfect half-moon. 256 00:10:31,014 --> 00:10:32,382 Thanks, Umma. 257 00:10:32,482 --> 00:10:35,886 I propose a toast. 258 00:10:35,986 --> 00:10:39,523 To the first and best Summer Chuseok ever. 259 00:10:39,623 --> 00:10:42,593 [all] To Chuseok! 260 00:10:42,693 --> 00:10:43,894 [crack] 261 00:10:43,994 --> 00:10:44,528 [spits] 262 00:10:44,628 --> 00:10:45,796 ♪ unnerving music plays ♪ 263 00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:48,031 Ow! This filling took out my filling! 264 00:10:48,131 --> 00:10:51,502 Good thing I made a backup dentist appointment 265 00:10:51,602 --> 00:10:54,071 for you tomorrow. 266 00:10:54,171 --> 00:10:56,140 No! 267 00:10:56,240 --> 00:11:00,240 ♪ gentle music playing ♪ 268 00:11:02,045 --> 00:11:05,048 [car horns blaring] 269 00:11:05,148 --> 00:11:07,518 Spot, spot, spot, spot... Spot! 270 00:11:07,618 --> 00:11:09,520 -Easy, Will. -[sighs] Sorry, hon. 271 00:11:09,620 --> 00:11:12,756 I just get so worked up when-- [screams] Reverse lights! 272 00:11:12,856 --> 00:11:15,159 -Southeast corner! -[tires screeching] 273 00:11:15,259 --> 00:11:16,060 Dad, watch out! 274 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:18,529 Son, I'm 43, don't tell me-- 275 00:11:18,629 --> 00:11:20,064 -[screaming] -[horn blaring] 276 00:11:20,164 --> 00:11:21,999 [brakes screech] 277 00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:23,934 Oh, no. What have I done? 278 00:11:24,034 --> 00:11:25,969 -Are they mad? -I'm not sure. 279 00:11:26,069 --> 00:11:28,172 They're just staring at us. 280 00:11:28,272 --> 00:11:29,540 [chuckling] Hey, there! 281 00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:32,843 Hope you guys are havin' one radical day! 282 00:11:32,943 --> 00:11:33,777 [grunts] 283 00:11:33,877 --> 00:11:34,678 Dad, what was that? 284 00:11:34,778 --> 00:11:37,681 Being friendly, so they don't think I almost killed 'em. 285 00:11:37,781 --> 00:11:39,783 -♪ dramatic sting ♪ -[gasps] 286 00:11:39,883 --> 00:11:41,118 Well, howdy! I'm Tony Plover. 287 00:11:41,218 --> 00:11:43,954 Landscape architect, dad, and loyal husband, 288 00:11:44,054 --> 00:11:45,622 in no particular order. [laughs] 289 00:11:45,722 --> 00:11:46,924 How 'bout you, stranger? 290 00:11:47,024 --> 00:11:47,825 Will Wylde! 291 00:11:47,925 --> 00:11:48,759 Pet groomer by trade, 292 00:11:48,859 --> 00:11:51,028 kid-haver, and wife-lover by choice. 293 00:11:51,128 --> 00:11:53,530 [chuckles] An absolute pleasure! 294 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:55,065 Y'all doin' some shopping? 295 00:11:55,165 --> 00:11:56,166 [chuckles] Yeah. 296 00:11:56,266 --> 00:11:57,201 Gotta stock up. 297 00:11:57,301 --> 00:11:58,068 Oh, don't I know it! 298 00:11:58,168 --> 00:12:00,604 [chuckles nervously] Well, we better get to it. 299 00:12:00,704 --> 00:12:02,573 Hey, let's get lunch sometime, huh? 300 00:12:02,673 --> 00:12:04,975 Sounds like a plan! Here's my digits! 301 00:12:05,075 --> 00:12:07,945 Let's keep this fun train rollin'! 302 00:12:08,045 --> 00:12:09,747 All I gotta say is... 303 00:12:09,847 --> 00:12:10,981 all aboard! 304 00:12:11,081 --> 00:12:13,016 Chugga-chugga-choo-choo! 305 00:12:13,116 --> 00:12:15,619 One ticket to Tony Town, please! 306 00:12:15,719 --> 00:12:19,022 Hey! He's handsome and funny? 307 00:12:19,122 --> 00:12:20,557 Oh, what's that? 308 00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:21,492 Oop! Hello? 309 00:12:21,592 --> 00:12:22,760 What, is this the president? 310 00:12:22,860 --> 00:12:26,630 Oh, you wanna talk to the funniest man in America? 311 00:12:26,730 --> 00:12:28,665 Here ya go! 312 00:12:28,765 --> 00:12:30,567 [forced groan] 313 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,503 [hearty laugh] I love it! 314 00:12:32,603 --> 00:12:34,471 I'll catch ya on the flippity-flop, Willy. 315 00:12:34,571 --> 00:12:37,574 Well, not if I see you first, Tonay! 316 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:39,576 [chuckles] 317 00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:41,145 I don't even know who you are anymore. 318 00:12:41,245 --> 00:12:43,614 [sighs] Well, at least I never had to admit 319 00:12:43,714 --> 00:12:44,948 that I almost ran 'em over! 320 00:12:45,048 --> 00:12:46,850 -Oh, look! A spot! -[tires screech] 321 00:12:46,950 --> 00:12:48,118 ♪ theme music playing ♪ 322 00:12:48,218 --> 00:12:49,720 ♪♪ Me and you ♪♪ 323 00:12:49,820 --> 00:12:53,791 ♪♪ Together, we can't lose ♪♪ 324 00:12:53,891 --> 00:12:56,527 ♪♪ Me and you, me and you ♪♪ [echoes] 325 00:12:56,627 --> 00:13:00,030 [light elevator music playing in store] 326 00:13:00,130 --> 00:13:02,733 Oh, baby. That's it. 327 00:13:02,833 --> 00:13:03,634 Who are you texting? 328 00:13:03,734 --> 00:13:05,235 Just makin' lunch plans with Tony. 329 00:13:05,335 --> 00:13:07,638 Will! You barely know this man! 330 00:13:07,738 --> 00:13:08,839 Can't you just ignore it? 331 00:13:08,939 --> 00:13:10,274 Yeah, but I don't wanna be rude. 332 00:13:10,374 --> 00:13:13,110 I did almost obliterate him and his family. 333 00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:14,244 One lunch couldn't hurt. 334 00:13:14,344 --> 00:13:15,145 I don't like this, Dad. 335 00:13:15,245 --> 00:13:18,615 If you don't turn this lunch into a friendship-ending event, 336 00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:20,017 you could be stuck with Tony... 337 00:13:20,117 --> 00:13:22,686 [in distorted voice] ...forever! 338 00:13:22,786 --> 00:13:25,589 I'm a 41-year-old adult man, Lil. 339 00:13:25,689 --> 00:13:28,125 I can handle one weird clingy guy. 340 00:13:28,225 --> 00:13:29,693 [phone alert pings] 341 00:13:29,793 --> 00:13:32,629 ♪ uneasy music playing ♪ 342 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,231 [continuous chimes pinging] 343 00:13:34,331 --> 00:13:38,331 Look, I'll take care of this. 344 00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:43,236 Okay, Will. Just one lunch, that's it. 345 00:13:45,209 --> 00:13:47,611 -Ay! There he is! -[cat screeches] 346 00:13:47,711 --> 00:13:50,047 Wild Will himself! 347 00:13:50,147 --> 00:13:51,548 Tony Baloney! 348 00:13:51,648 --> 00:13:53,550 Hey! Bring it in, huh? 349 00:13:53,650 --> 00:13:56,153 How are you doing today... pal? 350 00:13:56,253 --> 00:13:57,254 Ah, y'know, just waitin' 351 00:13:57,354 --> 00:13:58,889 for my best friend in the whole world. 352 00:13:58,989 --> 00:14:01,191 -[chuckles] -Uh, best friend, huh? 353 00:14:01,291 --> 00:14:04,795 Um, actually, Tony, I need to talk to you about something. 354 00:14:04,895 --> 00:14:05,662 Well, you're in luck 355 00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:07,131 because today my cholesterol meds 356 00:14:07,231 --> 00:14:08,932 and my IBS pills are interacting, 357 00:14:09,032 --> 00:14:11,235 and now blinking gives me the dizzies. 358 00:14:11,335 --> 00:14:13,003 [chuckles] So today is a no... 359 00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:15,139 -blink... day. -[echoing scream] 360 00:14:15,239 --> 00:14:19,143 Wow. S-So much personal info in one sentence. 361 00:14:19,243 --> 00:14:20,978 You see, friendships, 362 00:14:21,078 --> 00:14:22,646 they're like mannequins... 363 00:14:22,746 --> 00:14:24,181 -[server hums fanfare] -Huh? 364 00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:25,249 ♪♪ Oh, happy birthday ♪♪ 365 00:14:25,349 --> 00:14:26,583 ♪♪ So glad that you were born ♪♪ 366 00:14:26,683 --> 00:14:27,718 ♪♪ A sammie on the house ♪♪ 367 00:14:27,818 --> 00:14:28,685 ♪♪ I made with old meat ♪♪ 368 00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:30,087 ♪♪ You've been warned ♪♪ 369 00:14:30,187 --> 00:14:30,854 [tooting] 370 00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:34,091 Wait a minute. Today is your birthday? 371 00:14:34,191 --> 00:14:35,959 And you're eating lunch with me? 372 00:14:36,059 --> 00:14:39,696 Uh, birthday with my best bud! 373 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:40,631 Okay... 374 00:14:40,731 --> 00:14:42,866 Wow! This is one bright sparkler. 375 00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:45,335 Really wish I could blink right now! 376 00:14:45,435 --> 00:14:46,136 [hissing] 377 00:14:46,236 --> 00:14:47,905 What were you saying about mannequins? 378 00:14:48,005 --> 00:14:49,940 Uh... [chuckles nervously] 379 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:51,608 ♪ light music playing ♪ 380 00:14:51,708 --> 00:14:54,044 [laughs robotically] 381 00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:56,346 [laughs robotically] 382 00:14:56,446 --> 00:14:57,381 Dad. How'd you break it off? 383 00:14:57,481 --> 00:14:59,650 Did you gift matching BFF necklaces 384 00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:01,985 and then chuck your half into the sea? 385 00:15:02,085 --> 00:15:04,088 Not exactly... 386 00:15:04,188 --> 00:15:05,189 [cell phone pings] 387 00:15:05,289 --> 00:15:07,357 Why did Bonnie Plover just text me, 388 00:15:07,457 --> 00:15:08,325 "Hike today, girlfriend?" 389 00:15:08,425 --> 00:15:10,694 And how did Pinky Plover get my number? 390 00:15:10,794 --> 00:15:13,063 Ha! This is why I don't have a phone. 391 00:15:13,163 --> 00:15:14,231 -[glass breaks] -Ow! 392 00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:16,233 -[gasps] -A letter from Pinky? 393 00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:18,102 -[both] Dad! -I'm sorry! 394 00:15:18,202 --> 00:15:19,303 But the man doesn't blink! 395 00:15:19,403 --> 00:15:21,739 It's like he's looking into your soul! 396 00:15:21,839 --> 00:15:22,206 What? 397 00:15:22,306 --> 00:15:23,874 Please, just tolerate them 398 00:15:23,974 --> 00:15:24,942 for one friend date? 399 00:15:25,042 --> 00:15:26,910 If you don't, things with Tony and me 400 00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:28,178 could get even more awkward. 401 00:15:28,278 --> 00:15:30,647 Now we all have friends we don't want. 402 00:15:30,747 --> 00:15:32,182 These Plovers are a disease! 403 00:15:32,282 --> 00:15:33,217 You'll only have Plover disease 404 00:15:33,317 --> 00:15:36,019 until I can figure out how to let 'em down easy. 405 00:15:36,119 --> 00:15:40,119 All you have to do is... survive. 406 00:15:40,858 --> 00:15:43,093 [hard rock playing on boombox] 407 00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:45,095 [panting] 408 00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:45,896 So... 409 00:15:45,996 --> 00:15:48,665 Um... you like hiking? 410 00:15:48,765 --> 00:15:49,767 No. 411 00:15:49,867 --> 00:15:51,402 [video games beeping] 412 00:15:51,502 --> 00:15:52,970 [electronic squawking] 413 00:15:53,070 --> 00:15:54,872 -[bell ringing] -Woo-hoo! I win! 414 00:15:54,972 --> 00:15:56,807 Ugh! Stupid game! 415 00:15:56,907 --> 00:15:59,943 I'm gonna play skee-ball now! 416 00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:01,378 -Out of the way! -[crash] 417 00:16:01,478 --> 00:16:03,013 [laughing maniacally] 418 00:16:03,113 --> 00:16:06,717 -Jack, duck! -Duck? [grunts] 419 00:16:06,817 --> 00:16:09,319 [nervously] Hi, everybody! 420 00:16:09,419 --> 00:16:11,221 ♪ tense music twang ♪ 421 00:16:11,321 --> 00:16:12,122 How was everyone's day? 422 00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:15,159 This friendship with the Plovers needs to end now! 423 00:16:15,259 --> 00:16:17,394 [lisping] My trademark grin is destroyed 424 00:16:17,494 --> 00:16:18,362 because of those weirdos! 425 00:16:18,462 --> 00:16:21,131 I got banned for a week from Hank N Beans! 426 00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:22,166 Okay, okay, I hear you! 427 00:16:22,266 --> 00:16:24,835 You want me to end it? 'Cause I'll do it! 428 00:16:24,935 --> 00:16:27,071 I'm not scared. 429 00:16:27,171 --> 00:16:28,338 [beep, line ringing] 430 00:16:28,438 --> 00:16:30,107 [Tony] Chilly Willy! 431 00:16:30,207 --> 00:16:31,775 Tonay! 432 00:16:31,875 --> 00:16:33,310 I've got something to say. 433 00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:37,410 Tony, I... 434 00:16:38,148 --> 00:16:40,117 Hey! So, I... 435 00:16:40,217 --> 00:16:42,086 uh, never don't... 436 00:16:42,186 --> 00:16:43,253 want to... 437 00:16:43,353 --> 00:16:45,856 not unsee your face... 438 00:16:45,956 --> 00:16:48,192 again? 439 00:16:48,292 --> 00:16:49,727 [Tony] Whoa. Will. 440 00:16:49,827 --> 00:16:52,296 That's, uh, pretty crazy... 441 00:16:52,396 --> 00:16:56,266 that you drop a quintuple negative like that! [laughs] 442 00:16:56,366 --> 00:16:59,036 How 'bout dinner? Tonight? At your place? 443 00:16:59,136 --> 00:17:00,971 [Min grumbles] 444 00:17:01,071 --> 00:17:01,839 Hello? 445 00:17:01,939 --> 00:17:02,506 Willy Vanilly? 446 00:17:02,606 --> 00:17:04,174 Still good for dinner? 447 00:17:04,274 --> 00:17:05,042 Yes? 448 00:17:05,142 --> 00:17:07,311 Great! See you tonight, buddy! 449 00:17:07,411 --> 00:17:11,411 I don't know who that was, but I don't like him. 450 00:17:12,416 --> 00:17:13,150 Uh, gotta go! 451 00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:14,985 -Oh no, you don't! -[yelps] 452 00:17:15,085 --> 00:17:15,853 Nice job, Will! 453 00:17:15,953 --> 00:17:19,423 I'm sorry, I'm just a 38-year-old man! 454 00:17:19,523 --> 00:17:20,457 You invited them into our home! 455 00:17:20,557 --> 00:17:23,961 We're gonna be trapped in here with their weirdness! 456 00:17:24,061 --> 00:17:24,461 Oh, wait! 457 00:17:24,561 --> 00:17:26,830 What if this is how we end the friendship? 458 00:17:26,930 --> 00:17:29,166 Make them feel like they're trapped in here 459 00:17:29,266 --> 00:17:30,234 with our weirdness! 460 00:17:30,334 --> 00:17:34,004 But how can we, America's number one family, 461 00:17:34,104 --> 00:17:36,407 possibly make anyone feel uncomfortable? 462 00:17:36,507 --> 00:17:39,443 We gotta out-Plover the Plovers. 463 00:17:39,543 --> 00:17:43,080 ♪ electric guitar riff plays, fades ♪ 464 00:17:43,180 --> 00:17:44,448 [doorbell chimes] 465 00:17:44,548 --> 00:17:45,883 Howdy howdy! 466 00:17:45,983 --> 00:17:48,852 [barking wildly] 467 00:17:48,952 --> 00:17:52,256 -[belches] -[heavy breathing] 468 00:17:52,356 --> 00:17:53,791 Wassup! 469 00:17:53,891 --> 00:17:55,926 DJ Tony's in the house! 470 00:17:56,026 --> 00:17:57,227 Wassup, playa? 471 00:17:57,327 --> 00:18:00,064 Just, uh, made us a casserole. 472 00:18:00,164 --> 00:18:00,964 [chomping] 473 00:18:01,064 --> 00:18:05,064 Hah-ey! Come on! Let's eat! 474 00:18:05,202 --> 00:18:07,237 [snipping] 475 00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:10,240 [heavy breathing] 476 00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:11,241 Boy... [chuckles nervously] 477 00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:14,878 You're all so different at home than you are in real life. 478 00:18:14,978 --> 00:18:17,915 And your comfort in your own skin is so... 479 00:18:18,015 --> 00:18:20,284 -so... -♪ dramatic music builds ♪ 480 00:18:20,384 --> 00:18:21,285 So inspiring! 481 00:18:21,385 --> 00:18:25,385 I feel like we can really be ourselves around you. 482 00:18:25,489 --> 00:18:26,390 [voices gasping, exclaiming] 483 00:18:26,490 --> 00:18:30,490 Oh, I can't wait to see you in these extra-small onesies! 484 00:18:30,928 --> 00:18:32,162 So true, honey! 485 00:18:32,262 --> 00:18:35,432 [chuckles] I feel so free. 486 00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:36,467 [hard rock playing on boombox] 487 00:18:36,567 --> 00:18:40,370 This makes me wanna-- [screaming, laughing] 488 00:18:40,470 --> 00:18:42,940 [exclaiming, screaming] 489 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,875 [laughing maniacally] 490 00:18:44,975 --> 00:18:45,609 Okay, I'm out! 491 00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:47,444 Bathroom calls! 492 00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:50,047 [Tony] You know, we're having such a good time. 493 00:18:50,147 --> 00:18:53,250 We ought to go on a big family trip together! 494 00:18:53,350 --> 00:18:54,151 Right, honey? 495 00:18:54,251 --> 00:18:55,619 What a great idea. 496 00:18:55,719 --> 00:18:57,121 Ooh, how about a cruise? 497 00:18:57,221 --> 00:18:59,356 Yeah! So there's no escape... 498 00:18:59,456 --> 00:19:00,858 [echoing] From the fun! 499 00:19:00,958 --> 00:19:01,892 Uh, bathroom break! 500 00:19:01,992 --> 00:19:04,628 Big boy needs his dinner. 501 00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:06,330 ♪ intense music playing ♪ 502 00:19:06,430 --> 00:19:09,299 [in baby voice] Here it comes! 503 00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:10,534 Tony! 504 00:19:10,634 --> 00:19:12,035 Tony, I... 505 00:19:12,135 --> 00:19:14,004 am also going bathroom! 506 00:19:14,104 --> 00:19:15,072 [gasps, sighs] 507 00:19:15,172 --> 00:19:18,175 Say! How many bathrooms does this place got? 508 00:19:18,275 --> 00:19:19,576 One. 509 00:19:19,676 --> 00:19:21,245 ♪ gentle music playing ♪ 510 00:19:21,345 --> 00:19:22,646 [Jack] I can't do this anymore! 511 00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:23,647 I'll throw myself overboard 512 00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:25,382 before spending a day on that cruise. 513 00:19:25,482 --> 00:19:27,317 -This can't be my life! -I'll join you. 514 00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:31,417 Dad can live his life forever with the Plovers if he wants. 515 00:19:33,290 --> 00:19:37,290 ♪ gentle music swells ♪ 516 00:19:37,995 --> 00:19:41,498 Do it for your family, Will. 517 00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:44,535 I think we can all fit in one room, right? 518 00:19:44,635 --> 00:19:47,071 ♪ dramatic music building ♪ 519 00:19:47,171 --> 00:19:48,172 [Will] No! 520 00:19:48,272 --> 00:19:52,272 Plovers, we can't be friends! 521 00:19:52,576 --> 00:19:55,245 -He did it! -We're free! 522 00:19:55,345 --> 00:19:56,113 [Plovers cheering] 523 00:19:56,213 --> 00:19:58,282 -I can feel joy again! -It's over! 524 00:19:58,382 --> 00:20:00,517 Whoa, whoa. Why are you celebrating? 525 00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:02,386 Because we don't have to be friends 526 00:20:02,486 --> 00:20:04,188 with you freaks anymore! 527 00:20:04,288 --> 00:20:06,190 -Woo-hoo! -Wait a minute. 528 00:20:06,290 --> 00:20:07,324 You're the freaks! 529 00:20:07,424 --> 00:20:10,694 Um, no. You're the one who honked at us! 530 00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:14,131 -Wow, we have such a great life. -[horn blares] 531 00:20:14,231 --> 00:20:15,199 [tires screech] 532 00:20:15,299 --> 00:20:16,333 [chuckles] Hey there! 533 00:20:16,433 --> 00:20:19,536 Hope you guys are havin' one radical day! 534 00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:20,404 [grunts] 535 00:20:20,504 --> 00:20:23,674 Dad, don't encourage that loud, strange man. 536 00:20:23,774 --> 00:20:24,641 See, this is how you deal 537 00:20:24,741 --> 00:20:26,043 with overly friendly weirdos, Pinky. 538 00:20:26,143 --> 00:20:30,143 Be so clingy and annoying that they leave you alone. 539 00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:33,951 You exchanged numbers? 540 00:20:34,051 --> 00:20:35,486 I know, I know, I know. 541 00:20:35,586 --> 00:20:36,253 But don't worry. 542 00:20:36,353 --> 00:20:40,353 I've got a plan to creep him out at lunch. 543 00:20:43,694 --> 00:20:46,363 -Did you do it? Is it over? -Not yet. 544 00:20:46,463 --> 00:20:49,199 I just need to come on a little bit stronger. 545 00:20:49,299 --> 00:20:53,003 And by "I" I mean... "you two." 546 00:20:53,103 --> 00:20:53,971 -Ugh! -Dad! 547 00:20:54,071 --> 00:20:55,305 Ugh! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 548 00:20:55,405 --> 00:20:59,009 So, we were both too afraid of awkwardness 549 00:20:59,109 --> 00:21:00,444 to end the friendship. 550 00:21:00,544 --> 00:21:01,044 Huh. 551 00:21:01,144 --> 00:21:03,747 Kinda funny, really. [chuckles] 552 00:21:03,847 --> 00:21:07,847 [both laughing] 553 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:11,622 And to think it all started 554 00:21:11,722 --> 00:21:14,158 because I nearly hit you with my car 555 00:21:14,258 --> 00:21:16,160 going 40 miles an hour! 556 00:21:16,260 --> 00:21:17,294 [neck cracks] 557 00:21:17,394 --> 00:21:18,629 That's why you honked? 558 00:21:18,729 --> 00:21:21,265 You were speeding in a parking lot? 559 00:21:21,365 --> 00:21:24,468 You should be in prison! [groans] 560 00:21:24,568 --> 00:21:25,302 You're just a sad 561 00:21:25,402 --> 00:21:27,604 50-something-year-old man with anger issues! 562 00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:31,075 [sobbing] Oh, who would do something so awful! 563 00:21:31,175 --> 00:21:32,242 You're a monster! 564 00:21:32,342 --> 00:21:33,143 There, there, sweetie. 565 00:21:33,243 --> 00:21:35,546 Let's get you away from these horrible people! 566 00:21:35,646 --> 00:21:39,646 I hope your feral son eats you in your sleep! 567 00:21:39,750 --> 00:21:41,218 [rapid footsteps] 568 00:21:41,318 --> 00:21:43,220 Well... 569 00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:44,288 who wants ice cream? 570 00:21:44,388 --> 00:21:47,491 [both] Oh yeah! Ice cream! Yum, yum, yum! 571 00:21:47,591 --> 00:21:48,525 [rapid footsteps] 572 00:21:48,625 --> 00:21:50,794 ♪ soft music playing ♪ 573 00:21:50,894 --> 00:21:54,431 I'm sorry about the car thing. 574 00:21:54,531 --> 00:21:57,301 Lunch next week, question mark? 575 00:21:57,401 --> 00:21:59,536 [sent message notification pings] 576 00:21:59,636 --> 00:22:00,804 [cell phone chimes] 577 00:22:00,904 --> 00:22:04,074 [Will] Yes! 578 00:22:04,174 --> 00:22:08,174 ♪ ending theme playing ♪ 579 00:22:14,284 --> 00:22:15,719 ♪♪ Me and you ♪♪ 580 00:22:15,819 --> 00:22:19,819 ♪♪ Together we can't lose ♪♪ 581 00:22:20,591 --> 00:22:23,327 ♪♪ Me and you, me and you ♪♪ 582 00:22:23,427 --> 00:22:25,229 ♪♪ Me and you ♪♪ 583 00:22:25,329 --> 00:22:29,233 ♪♪ Together we can't lose ♪♪ 584 00:22:29,333 --> 00:22:33,333 ♪♪ Me and you, me and you ♪♪